Prognathism…Or, Underbite, Wonderbite March 28, 2014March 28, 2014

Irregardless… March 21, 2014

WHAAAAAA PUDDIN’ March 14, 2014March 14, 2014

Nerd Alert March 7, 2014March 7, 2014

Southern Charm? More like Southern Harm. February 28, 2014March 4, 2014

Oh, when did you get your job protecting the President? February 21, 2014February 21, 2014

The Split-Pea Incident of ’84 February 14, 2014February 14, 2014

Dolphins Are Assholes February 7, 2014February 7, 2014

Put an ACE bandage on it…you’re fine. January 29, 2014January 29, 2014

Sure, I’ll hold your kid at a funeral, takes the pressure off of me. January 24, 2014January 29, 2014